tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9405828.post112007179733358765..comments2023-11-03T11:48:36.234+00:00Comments on Chris Hamer-Hodges: Bart CallingChris Hamer-Hodgeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15680998868164693275noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9405828.post-1120223273117448762005-07-01T14:07:00.000+01:002005-07-01T14:07:00.000+01:00One of my favourite episodes is "Lisa the Vegetari...One of my favourite episodes is "Lisa the Vegetarian". You can read the transcript here: http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F03.html<BR/><BR/>It has loads of great bits. Homer's flying Barbecue pig and Apu's secret hideaway behind the alcohol-free beer.<BR/><BR/>Here's an extract:<BR/>[Biology class. Children a dissecting worms]<BR/><B>Ralph:</B> Umm, Miss Hoover?<BR/><B>Hoover:</B> Yes Ralph, what is it?<BR/><B>Ralph:</B> My worm went in my mouth... and then I ate my worm... can I have another one?<BR/><B>Hoover:</B> No Ralph, there aren't any more... just try to sleep while the other children are learning.<BR/><B>Ralph:</B> Oh boy...sleep! That's where I'm a viking!Chris Hamer-Hodgeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15680998868164693275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9405828.post-1120166981026147432005-06-30T22:29:00.000+01:002005-06-30T22:29:00.000+01:00BARNEY: Jesus must be spinning in his graveBARNEY: Jesus must be spinning in his gravejameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11803479944717852277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9405828.post-1120129870581254412005-06-30T12:11:00.000+01:002005-06-30T12:11:00.000+01:00Chief Wiggum: 911, this better be good!Marge: I cu...<B>Chief Wiggum:</B> 911, this better be good!<BR/><B>Marge:</B> I cut off my husbands thumb!<BR/><B>Chief Wiggum:</B> Attempted murder!? You'll burn for this! Burn in jail!<BR/><B>Marge:</B> It was an accident!<BR/><B>Chief Wiggum:</B> Yeah, yeah. Save it for Dateline, Tuesday. What's your address, so I can come and arrest you.<BR/><B>Marge:</B> Arrest me? My address! It's uum.... 1..2...3.... Fake Street!<BR/><B>Chief Wiggum:</B> 123 Fake Street. Got it.Chris Hamer-Hodgeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15680998868164693275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9405828.post-1120129246689773032005-06-30T12:00:00.000+01:002005-06-30T12:00:00.000+01:00Homer: 'I never apologise. I'm sorry; that's just ...Homer: 'I never apologise. I'm sorry; that's just the way I am'.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com