15.12.05

Christmas Crackers

(c) freephotos.com I'm still in the mood for more humour. So with Christmas fast approaching, lets talk about cracker-jokes. Have you ever read one that was funny? (If so please share) Do they deliberately make them so groan-worthy? Let's have some funny, witty or intelligent alternatives for some cracker jokes. It shouldn't be too hard to raise the bar should it?

ahem....

What do you call a Royal Mail worker who thinks one letter-box is as good as any other?

Postmodern Pat!

3 comments:

Matthew said...

From the Good Life when Tom made his own crackers: "The oo-ah bird is so called because it lays sqaure eggs."

Kev C said...

(In an Irish accent)...Tharts a crackerr!

Kev C said...

Mmm... owsabout...

'I went to a seafood disco last week ... and pulled a muscle'

or...

'I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any'

perhaps...

'My friend sank in a bowl of muesli recently... A strong currant pulled him in'

and finally (although I've loads more where these came from)...

'Two blondes walk into a building ... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it' (Groan... dead PC that one, sorry!)

Not sure these really raise the bar Chris... keep smiling!