Bart Calling

Phone call for Al... Al Coholic... is there an Al Coholic here?

Wait a minute...

I found this link today to all of Bart's crank calls to Moe! Classic! I laughed so hard, I had to wipe the tears away!

Anyone else have some classic Simpsons' moments to share?


Roger said...

Homer: 'I never apologise. I'm sorry; that's just the way I am'.

Chris HH said...

Chief Wiggum: 911, this better be good!
Marge: I cut off my husbands thumb!
Chief Wiggum: Attempted murder!? You'll burn for this! Burn in jail!
Marge: It was an accident!
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, yeah. Save it for Dateline, Tuesday. What's your address, so I can come and arrest you.
Marge: Arrest me? My address! It's uum.... 1..2...3.... Fake Street!
Chief Wiggum: 123 Fake Street. Got it.

james said...

BARNEY: Jesus must be spinning in his grave

Chris HH said...

One of my favourite episodes is "Lisa the Vegetarian". You can read the transcript here: http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F03.html

It has loads of great bits. Homer's flying Barbecue pig and Apu's secret hideaway behind the alcohol-free beer.

Here's an extract:
[Biology class. Children a dissecting worms]
Ralph: Umm, Miss Hoover?
Hoover: Yes Ralph, what is it?
Ralph: My worm went in my mouth... and then I ate my worm... can I have another one?
Hoover: No Ralph, there aren't any more... just try to sleep while the other children are learning.
Ralph: Oh boy...sleep! That's where I'm a viking!